Nothing to Hide

The next time I’m discussing the loss of civil liberties in this country and some idiot says to me, “You shouldn’t mind the government spying on you if you’ve nothing to hide” I’m going to ask them if they leave the stall doors to the bathroom open when they take a dump in a public place.

• Or if they leave the blinds up and the lights on when they have sex

• Or if they leave their online banking on the screen when they walk away from their desks

• Or if they leave the doors to the changing room open when they try on clothes
  

It’s all natural and perfectly legal, you’ve nothing to hide, right?